Rawr ';..;'
My posts are hard as fuck, boys. Not hard ass fuck boys.
Gossip girl, Smallville, TBBT, HIMYM, House, and Supernatural are awesome because fuck you.
My posts are hard as fuck, boys. Not hard ass fuck boys.
Gossip girl, Smallville, TBBT, HIMYM, House, and Supernatural are awesome because fuck you.
Today I learned…
When flatworms mate, two “males” use their bifurcated penises to fence one another. The winner, or the flatworm that stabs the other with it’s penis first, remains male while the loser becomes the female…
UNLIMITED CHOCOLATE BINGE INCOMING!! But seriously when I was like 9 or 10 I got 12 cavities in a year… I’ve had my fill of candy
Link reblogged from KeyWordPoetry with 221 notes
KeyWordPoetry: Intern Robin's Poem(sxephil) →
When you post on Twitter about al-Qa’ida
Or a Nuclear Threat in North Korea,
The FBI, the CIA,
The ATF, the TSA
The DHS, the DEA,
Will all make sure that you’re okay.
If you just use a Social Network to talk about the Flu
They will check on you.
You might be a Threat,
You might cause a Riot.
So…
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